The Story of the Secret Roblox Server

So it goes like this. I was browsing the Roblox Website, when I see this epic user-made ad, which is not very common nowadays. I moused over the ad, and the little yellow square with typing inside it that came up by my cursor, instead of having good grammar like the ad, and having something epic, it had bad grammar, and said "plz clik plz plz plz". I knew then that the ad was copied. Automatically I clicked the ad to troll the creator, like I always do with copied ads. But instead of taking me to a place, it redirected me to the home page of what appeared to be a Roblox test server. This was very strange, as usermade ads never redirect you to another page outside of www.roblox.com. I looked in the address bar and saw that the URL said "trolling.roblox.com". Upon seeing this, I knew something was wrong. I also noticed that the background, instead of saying "Test Server", it instead said "Trolling Server". So I logged in with my normal username and pass­word. While logged in, I didn't see any user-made ads running. I didn't even see offsite ads, due to my TBC membership. I clicked on the forums section, and clicked on Off Topic. Instead of it being flooded with thousands of posts like it usually is, there were only the moderator stickies. So I decided to be the first to make a thread. I made a thread with the title "Heh heh. >:)" and the body "I found teh Roblox secret server. >:)". I posted it. Then I considered giving the link to the thread to normal OT back on www.roblox.com, so the secret server could get publicity. But I never got that far, because when I went to the OT home page, I saw another thread underneath mine. I looked at who started the thread, and it was my username! This scared me, because I had only posted one thread. The thread was titled "plz clik plz plz plz", just like the annotation on the ad. I clicked the thread. Suddenly the background turned red, the "ROBLOX" logo appeared to become covered in blood, and the ROBLOX Banner with the different Robloxians on it had changed. It was now a different picture. It was a picture of a door drenched in blood and guts, with two, red, raw, blood-covered hands fighting over the door knob. Sounds now boomed out of the speakers, scary, disturbing, disgusting sounds. What made it worse is that the speakers weren't even on. I tried muting the volume with volume control, but that did nothing. The sounds still boomed on at the same volume. I read the body of the thread I had clicked on. It said "You have disturbed, you have crushed, you have sinned, and you will now pay the price!". The avatar of the creator was not my normal avatar. It was a picture of a raw, red hand covered in blood. When I clicked on his username, I got the "The item you requested does not exist." screen. But instead of saying that, it said "The item you requested is busy destroying your computer.". Then, without warning, the page switched back to that grotesque thread. The sounds of my speakers were still raging on. I tried to exit the browser, but it wouldn't close. I tried to click the back and foward buttons, but they wouldn't change the page. I tried to force the browser to close with task manager, even tried ending its process in the Processes tab, but it wouldn't close. Finally, out of desperation, I held the power button on the computer. I held it for 5 seconds, then 10. Then 20. The computer would not turn off no matter how long I held it. I tried turning it off from Start>Shut Down, but that didn't work either. All the while the scary sounds in the speakers steadily grew louder and scarier. Finally I tried unplugging the speakers from the computer. They were still on. I tried unplugging the power strip that my computer was connected to. The lamp went off, but the computer, monitor, and speakers stayed on.
Suddenly, without warning, my printer turned on, even though it too was hooked on to the power strip, and started printing something, even though it wasn't connected to the computer. Then my lamp began to flicker on and off repeatedly, and each time it flickered on, it would get redder in color. I looked at what the printer was printing. It was printing off horrid pictures of that same, raw, red hand I saw earlier. Then, suddenly, the computer screen went blank, and the sounds and the speakers stopped. The printer stopped printing. Then a moment later a blue screen of death came up. I looked at the blue screen of death for a few moments. Then, suddenly, it turned from blue to red, and the text changed to "lolololololololololol". Then the text appeared to become covered in blood and could no longer be seen. The printer began printing, and the speakers played again, louder than ever. Then that red, raw, blood-covered hand reached up from the bottom of the screen, then grabbed onto the edge of the screen. A horrid, monsterous face then came up, covered in blood and even rawer than his hand, and another disgusting hand grabbed the edge of the screen. Then the creature dived at me, and tackled me to the ground. Then, suddenly, the creature disappeared, as if he'd never existed, and the computer, monitor, lamp, speakers, and printer suddenly turned off. The pictures that the printer had printed out became blank pieces of paper. But I knew it had not been a dream, because I still had stains from the monster's bloody hands where he had grabbed me. Heart pounding rapidly, almost threatening to burst, I scrambled up from the floor. I plugged my speakers and powerstrip back into the wall. I turned the computer back on, and it started normally. I opened my browser, and tried to access trolling.roblox.com. But the website was nowhere to be found.
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